when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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