: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Randomize
