it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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