I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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