is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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