you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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