Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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