I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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Oh Jesus.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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