Kiss
Puke
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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