then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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