I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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