carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
