Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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