why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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