That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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