But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Randomize
