I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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