butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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