try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
