THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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