Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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