Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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