Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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