Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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