Please, let me fuck your mom
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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