If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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