kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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