I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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