You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
