i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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