My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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