We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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