You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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