we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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