# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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