Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just googled if crying burns calories
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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