Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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