Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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