so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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