Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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