I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm too high and old for this...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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