butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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