I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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