This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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