i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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