how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I have feelings that need drinking.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
