I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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