So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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