I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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