i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Randomize