I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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