U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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