THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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