hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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